Showing posts with label sexy fun erotic romance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy fun erotic romance. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Holla Your Name to the Reverberate Hills (on Twitter and Facebook)! #TBSU

It has occurred to me somewhat belatedly that most of the heroines in my novels use fake names, and sometimes fake personas as well. 



Aggie and Angela in Twelve Nights both pretend to be Aggie. Mary Jane goes undercover (literally!) and is called by her room number, Twelve, in Beauty of the Beast. The main premise in Who Is Candid? is that nobody in the country can figure out who the main character, Candid/Lucy, even is!



Throughout Fantasy Impromptu, Bran calls his protégé by her pseudonym, Chantal. By the end of writing the novel, I had to go back myself and look up that her real name is Helen!


Why all this identity confusion?

If life is art, then the name switches reflect my own life. Many of you already know that Carole Remy is a pseudonym. I was born Mary Carol Moran, courtesy of the nuns singing Christmas carols in the lobby of the hospital! Yes, I am a Christmas baby. At age six, I told my parents that Mary Carol was a baby name, and that I would henceforth be known as Mary. I must have been a pretty strong-willed six-year-old, because no one but my Great Aunt Mary Ellen ever called me Mary Carol!

Fast forward to the adult start of my poetic career. Three names looked better on a book cover, so I became Mary Carol (or MC) to my literary friends. Later it felt a bit misleading to publish 'academic' poetry and sexy fun erotica under the same name, and Carole Remy was born. In a final twist of name-fate, I moved to Mexico, and Mary Carol was too much of a mouthful for my Spanish speaking friends. They all call me Carol!


What's in a name?

Since humans began writing, writers have pondered the concept of name. Now more and more I'm wondering about the same thing myself. I doubt I would have so consistently given my heroines fake names and identities if I wasn't rather conflicted about the whole identity thing myself! 



Is your name your identity?


I will not blot out his name out of the book of life.
Bible, The Revelation of St. John the Divine, 3:5


Is your name a marketable item?


I wish to God thou and I knew where a commodity 
of good names were to be bought.
Shakespeare, King Henry IV, Part I, I, ii, 92


Does your name matter at all?


What's in a name? That which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet.
Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, II, ii, 43


And it gets even more complicated! In these days of social media marketing, the author name becomes the identity and the sales brand. And YES, it matters!

Nowadays, your author name is your brand. 

As a writer, you learn to

Holla your name to the reverberate hills,
and make the babbling gossip of the air
cry out...
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night,  I, v

That is, the 'reverberate hills' of Twitter, Facebook, Google+, and countless other platforms. In a grand irony, my erotic romance pseudonym is now much more widely known than my poet/philosopher real name.

Who are You?

Do you like your name? If you are a writer, do you write under your birth name, or do you use a pseudonym, or both? How many different names do you use? I go variously by Mary, Mary Carol, MC, Carole, and Carol, and I can't always remember who knows me by which name!

Have you attached an emotion to your various names? To me, MC feels the most intimate in correspondence and Mary Carol in person. Yet 95% of the time, I'm Carole or Carol, names which as solos have come into my life relatively recently.

How does your name relate to your identity? Is your name who you are? Is it a marketing tool? Does it matter to you what people call you? Do you go by different names with different people, or in different situations? Do you have a work name and a family name?

Please join me in the comments, and let's explore the whole notion of identity and names. I look forward to a lively discussion!


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    Wednesday, June 5, 2013

    Elvis Lives! Hear Him Sing on a Sexy Fun Road Trip with Lucy! #TBSU

    Lucy is traveling across the United States in Who is Candid?, and we are tagging along, enjoying the fun. Today she's in Tennessee, and decides to visit Belle Meade Plantation, in downtown Nashville. Enjoy all her fun adventures with your own copy of Who Is Candid?, available through Amazon Kindle worldwide.

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    You'll never guess who Lucy meets at Belle Meade Mansion! Well, maybe you've guessed from the title to this post! Yes! It's Elvis. You can read all about her sexy fun encounter with Elvis at


    Since Saph is sharing the story, I thought I'd give you some vintage Elvis songs. Does he really sing Blue Suede Shoes for Lucy while performing a hot strip tease?? This clip may help you imagine the scene!




    Later, much later, Lucy asks him to sing Love Me Tender. Sigh... This version is from the original movie. Is Elvis singing to YOU??


    Love Me Tender


    One more, a personal favorite, Can't Help Falling in Love!

    Can't Help Falling in Love


    And to conclude the concert, here's the UB 40 version of Can't Help Falling in Love, complete with incredible, awesome, amazing trumpet solos! When this cut was released, my best friend in Canada was a well-known trumpet player, and I listened to this song for hours, and still love it just as much! 


    UB 40 version of Can't Help Falling in Love


    Hope you've enjoyed this mini-concert! Lucy certainly has a fun time when she meets a whole new, thoughtful, very intelligent Elvis Aron Presley, who is still The King!

    Who is your fave singer of all time? What do you think of the covers of Elvis's songs by various artists? Are you enjoying Who Is Candid?, and our side trips along her journey? Thanks for joining me here today. As always, I look forward to a fun conversation. 

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    Thursday, May 30, 2013

    Moms and Adult Daughters—A Conversation... #TBSU

    We're in between Mother's Day and Father's Day, so mom/daughter relationships are still fair game, right? Who am I kidding? Mom/daughter relationships are always fair game! Throughout Who Is Candid?, Lucy struggles with her relationship with her mom. They love each other—a LOT—but they don't often see life through the same lens. 

    In this excerpt, Lucy has been on her sexy fun road trip for a week. She decides to call her Mom, whom she calls Martina. Thank goodness, Martina knows nothing about Lucy's... adventures.

    Lucy and Martina, on the Phone


    “Martina?”

    “Lucy! You’re alive!”

    “No sarcasm, Martina. You knew I was alive.”

    “One little recorded message in seven days? I know they can fake those messages. They take bits and pieces of your voice and put it all back together. They can make you say sentences you never said.”

    “Who would go to all that trouble over me?”

    “What about that N.S.A. thing? You thought you were clever with your New Mexico whatever. I found out. That’s the National Security Agency. You can’t be too careful around those guys.”

    “You’ve been watching too much X-Files, Martina.”

    “What’s my maiden name?”

    “What?”

    “If you’re an imposter, you won’t know my maiden name.”

    “I’m going to hang up, Martina. You are way over the edge.”

    “Okay, okay. Are you healthy?”

    “It’s Antonova.”

    “Thank you. Are you eating properly? Are you getting enough sleep?”

    “Yes. The truck is running great. I haven’t been mugged. Trigger protects me.”

    “Oh, yes. The dog. What kind of dog did you say he was?”

    “He’s a terrier, very fierce.”

    “They’re territorial. Does he bark a lot?”

    “He howls.”

    “That’s good.”

    “Not really.”

    Pause.

    “Lucy… have you talked to Polly lately?” [Polly is Lucy's sister.]

    “A few days ago. Why?”

    “I’m worried about her and Daniel. Their marriage…”

    “Is just fine. Don’t worry about them. They’re crazy about each other.”

    “And what about you?”

    “I’m crazy about them too.”

    “That’s not what I mean and you know it. What about you and getting married? Are you going to come back and settle with Dick?”

    “You mean settle for Dick? He’s a good man, Martina. Don’t underestimate him.”

    “Good men have jobs. If he’s so terrific, why don’t you marry him?”

    “We’re not going there, Martina. I’m going to hang up before we have a fight.”

    “We’re not fighting. How long are they going to hold your teaching assistant job at the university? You can’t stay away forever.”

    “The term’s over. Besides, I don’t have a job at the university any more. I’ve graduated.”

    “I remember. Twice. Lucy?”

    “What?”

    “Don’t think I’m not proud of you, honey. I am proud. I can’t believe you came out of my body. I just want you to be safe and happy.”

    “I’m perfectly safe, Martina. Don’t worry about me.”

    “And happy? Are you happy?”

    “I’m working on it. Maybe it’s an illusion. Are you happy, Martina?”

    “Happiness is having healthy children and grandchildren. Knowing what you’re doing here on the planet. That’s enough for me, having children at home, not wandering who-knows-where and maybe getting in dangerous situations.”

    “I love you, Martina. I’m going to hang up now.”

    “Lucy, wait a …”

    Click.


    You and Your Mom


    Do you sometimes have conversations like this with your mom? This conversation could have been between my Mom and me, except Lucy and Martina are funnier.

    Somewhat off topic, let me quickly remind you that Who Is Candid? is an erotic romance, with lots of sex. LOTS of SEX! Yes, it's also a novel about a grown daughter and her relationship with her mother, and about a recent graduate trying to figure out her life. That said, if you want to read about mothers and daughters, but don't want to read steamy sex, you may want to pick a different novel. Just saying.

    If you DO want a steamy sexy fun road trip novel, click on the cover of Who Is Candid? at the top of the right sidebar!

    Back to Mom! How would you describe your relationship with your mom? Do you ever bicker like Martina and Lucy? My Mom was a worrier like Martina, and sometimes she drove me a bit crazy. She also wanted me to have a traditional life, because she thought that was the path to happiness. Her route wasn't my route, and it took awhile for us both to accept that.

    What do you admire most about your mom? How do you differ? Are you a parent yourself? Has that changed your perception of your own mother? Let's hang out in the comments and have an off the wall conversation. What do you say? I'll grab a coffee and meet you in a couple of minutes.


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    Monday, May 27, 2013

    Tasty Humble Pie #TBSU


    Do you know the Taoist story of the Chinese farmer and his son? If not, here’s a brief version.

    A farmer has a strong young son. The neighbors say, “How lucky you are.” The farmer shrugs. The son breaks his leg and can’t work. The neighbors say, “How unlucky you are.” The farmer shrugs. The army comes and takes all the young men off to war, except the farmer’s son. The neighbors say, “How lucky you are.” The farmer shrugs.  And so on, and so on...
    The point of the story is that we can’t see a big enough picture to know how something will ultimately turn out. The farmer knows that, but most of us are so caught up in the moment that we can’t help but react to ‘good’ and ‘bad’ news.

    My Farmer Moment

    I’m in the middle of a farmer moment myself right now. Twelve Nights shot up to #1 when it went for its Free Days on Amazon Kindle in early May. Amidst a frenzy of promotion, thousands of people all over the world downloaded copies. Of course, I was thrilled, happy dancing around the living room for days!
    A small cloud appeared a week later when negative ratings began to appear on Goodreads. It seems some of the people who picked up the novel just because it was free ended up not liking it. The euphoria of having a #1 novel far outweighed the tiny downside. Overall though, I was quite happy to get back to a less promotional life, quietly blogging and walking my dogs.
    Last week another of my novels, Who Is Candid?, was on Kindle Free Days. The downloads were in the hundreds, rather than the thousands. Same promotion. Same frenzy. Totally different outcome.

    Can Humble Pie be Tasty?

    Honestly, once the initial disappointment wore off (it took a few hours), I felt more in tune with the farmer than ever before in my life! It REALLY doesn’t matter! I kept on Tweeting and Facebooking the promotions, hopefully not obnoxiously, and at the same time I was laughing inside.
    Already, by not feeling upset, I could see the upside of NOT having a best selling novel. My friends are amazingly supportive, some more upset than I am. When people are there for #1 and they are also there for #who-knows-how-low, you know you have strong real friendships! All sorts of new ways of supporting our friendships have occurred to me in the last few days. One is the book and blog trailer sharing on YouTube that I announced recently. 

    Thank You, Readers!


    I also appreciate more than ever the readers of this blog, most of whom are nameless and yet keep visiting by the hundreds every day. The same day my novel had the least downloads, I found out that the blog had been nominated for 2014 Blog of the Year. The next day I was invited to a write regular guest post column on a popular website. How cool is that?! You can read my How To post every Saturday at Skelat.com, starting with How to Let Go of Self-Consciousness.
    I like to imagine myself as the Chinese farmer, stepping back and scratching my chin. Truth is, it’s all good. The good parts are good, and the bad parts are also good. With a shrug of Taoist chin scratching, Life is Awesome!
    And humble pie is really quite tasty!
    Hardly humble! Thank you Molly Ann Wishlade for the photo
    of your cranberry and orange meringue pie!

    Have you had an experience that could have felt awful, and instead felt okay, even comfortable? How do you ride the wave of outward success and outward less-than-success? Please share your secrets for serenity, your questions, your doubts and affirmations, in the comments. I look forward to a lively discussion!

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    Wednesday, May 22, 2013

    Did Lucy's Sexy Fun Road Trip Really Happen?? #TBSU

    This post originally appeared as a guest post for March 29 on Krystal’s Enchanting Reads. This version includes some photos from the real trip and some that I found of the same places.

    First a reminder that Who Is Candid? is FREE on Amazon! All the Amazon links worldwide to download the novel directly are listed at the bottom of this linked post!



    Once you've downloaded the novel, it will be even more fun to follow Lucy's story here on the blog, with photos and personal anecdotes from stops along the way.

    The Real Trip! Not as Sexy, but Lots of Fun!

    In a sense, Who Is Candid? is as much a true story as it is a novel. My daughter and I wanted to take a long road trip together, and we brought along our little dog Joey. Yes, he was a blanket humper just like Trigger in the novel. We bought a trailer, hitched it to my pickup truck, and took off, much like Lucy does in the opening scenes of the novel.

    Joey! The model for Trigger, and a companion on our real road trip!

    It had occurred to me that I could write off some of the costs of the trip on my income tax if I did research as we went and then wrote a novel based on the research. Yup—thrifty and a little sneaky (but legal!), that’s me!

    One writes a novel from a road trip first!

    Since I was traveling with my daughter, and I’m not really Lucy, I only imagined the sex scenes as they appear in the novel. My libido got a sexy workout, as I tried to imagine a screaming hot chapter for each locale. We really did visit Lewis and Clark Caverns, the Mall of America, the frog at Fort Leonard Wood, and every other stop in the novel. And yes, the thought of having sex under the watchful eyes of President Lincoln at Mt. Rushmore freaked me out, just as it does Lucy!

    Seeing Mt. Rushmore was a huge thrill. You walk up a long flight of stairs, and suddenly the whole panorama appears. This photo just shows a small second flight, and you can just see the monument at the top.



    Lucy was worried about Lincoln. I don't know, all the Presidents look impressive to me!



    If you go, be sure to visit the museum as well. Here's the mountainside before they began in 1905. Imagine the vision it took to even begin!


    And some early workers creating one of the President's eyes.


    You can tell I was fascinated by Mt. Rushmore, can't you?! Okay, enough history. But if you get a chance to visit, it's worth the trip!

    Writing the Novel

    When we got home from our trip, I had dozens of brochures, maps, and photos, and a scribbler full of notes. All I needed was a backstory outrageous enough to match the sex scenes! I thought of Voltaire’s Candide, and how the main character travels the world, recounting his misadventures. Do you remember reading Candide in high school or college? I think Voltaire was on our freshman reading list, and Candide was one of the novels I really enjoyed. Here's a free Kindle download of Voltaire's novel.

    Read more about Voltaire here.

    Lucy was born in a moment of gender-switch (the original Candide is male), and Voltaire’s patient heroine got a major gender-swap makeover as the sexy, talented, but still patient, Dick! Not much of the plot carries over into my novel. The original Candide is a full-on satire, and Who Is Candid? does poke a bit of fun at the erotica boom, as well as at our media obsession with celebrity.

    To say that Who Is Candid? was fun to write is an understatement. I laughed my way through this book, as I hope you will too. Imagine Saturday Night Live doing a movie length riff on erotic novels. Really funny, REALLY sexy! As you read the novel, you'll see me standing on the sidelines, making notes as Lucy um, you know... all over the map!

    Have you visited Mt. Rushmore? Were you as impressed as I was? What about some of the other sites along Lucy's route? Have you taken a road trip across America? What were the highlights for you? I look forward to hearing all about your trip in the comments!

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    Tuesday, May 21, 2013

    FREE Kindle Days and Sexy Idaho! #TBSU

    Today Lucy is in Idaho. I love Idaho! I found a beautiful photo and some fun tidbits to share! First a reminder that Who Is Candid? is FREE starting today on Amazon! All the Amazon links worldwide to download the novel directly are listed at the bottom of this post!

    This badge is off by one day, but who's counting?!

    Once you've downloaded the novel, it will be even more fun to follow Lucy's story here on the blog, with photos and personal anecdotes from stops along the way.

    Lucy in Idaho

    Idaho is one of my favorite states. It's hard to pinpoint why. Maybe the friendly people, or the spaciousness. Lucy drives across the northern part of the state, where it's skinny.


    Here's part of Interstate 90 between Spokane and Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Gorgeous!


    A little more I-90 fun. Police have figured out that the best way to move moose off the roadway is... paintball guns! The moose might up with pink rear ends, but they move off the highway. No harm, no foul!

    Here's a link to read the full story. 

    Back in the novel, before you know it, Lucy pulls into an outlet mall. Luckily there's lots of parking space, so she doesn't have to try to back up the trailer. Can you back up a thirty foot trailer? Neither can I.


    The first place Lucy heads is a bookstore, where she stocks up on books for her trip. Here are links to the titles she buys, in case you share her eclectic tastes: The Tao of Love and Sex (a sex manual!), Carlos Casteneda's The Art of Dreaming, The Dictionary of Clichés (because who couldn't use a few more clichés!),   and Screaming Hawk, by Patton Boyle.

    It's a good thing the parking lot is fairly empty, because a few minutes later, Lucy and the bookstore clerk head out to her trailer for a little extracurricular excitement! You can read about their shall we say oral reading adventure in the novel!


    Have you ever been to Idaho? What was your favorite part? What's the strangest book on your bookshelf? Have you read it? Share all in the comments. I can't wait to hear!




    As promised, Who Is Candid? is FREE for the rest of this week on Amazon Kindle! Here are the links.

    International Amazon Links to Download 

    Who Is Candid?!


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    Monday, May 20, 2013

    Lucy's Trigger and My Own Rescue Dogs! #TBSU

    We're still on Lucy's awesome Sexy Fun Road Trip! Before we see what happens on May 20, let me take a minute to remind you that Who Is Candid? will be FREE tomorrow on Amazon Kindle!

    I bet you'd rescue him too! More about Trigger/Maxi in a few minutes.
    On May 20 in the novel, Lucy rescues a bedraggled Trigger, who becomes her trip companion. You can read all about the rescue, including an excerpt from the novel, here. I'll wait a minute while you read the story...

    Rescue Dogs

    For today's post, I thought I'd show you some pictures of real dogs in my life, almost all of them rescues.

    Pax was our first dog. My husband was a dog person; I wasn't, until Pax converted me.


    Sorry the photo is grainy. It's a poor scan done years ago of an old album photo. This is Pax with my oldest daughter, now an adult, on the beach near Gibson's Landing, British Columbia. Pax was one of the sweetest dogs that ever lived. I have a vivid memory of my daughter pulling a bone out of her mouth, playing with it, and giving it back. Lovely gentle Pax!


    This is Joey. He was advertised as a cocker/poodle mix at the pet store (I didn't know any better at the time). By now I was a single parent and Pax was living with my ex. I figured my daughter, who was 7, could have a dog, and when she went off to university, he'd be old and die and I wouldn't be burdened with a dog. Ha Ha. The joke was entirely on me. Joey turned out to be pure hell-on-wheels terrier, and he lived to the ripe old age of 18 years! Joey was the role model for Trigger in Who Is Candid?—a pint-sized escape artist with a Napoleon personality!

    Once I moved from Canada to Alabama, the dogs started accumulating, all rescues! BTW despite having broken his back (it healed), Joey was still going strong! Our first rescue dog in Alabama was Soos, plucked from the side of a rural highway as a baby bundle of red fur!



    Soos grew into a gorgeous, large Chow mix. She was the best dog and the best mama ever! She was impregnated very young on New Years Eve when we were camping out at a creek. Oops. Her five pups all found homes with family and friends. Jessie, the runt of the litter, is my daughter's dog, and has lived happily ever after in Alabama, Florida, New York City, and now Chicago! Soos died in her sleep of old age last year, having lived the ideal dog's life, hugely loved and with 100 acres of beautiful Alabama countryside to roam.

    Fast forward several years and as many as nine dogs at a time (we did have 100 acres). Trust me, they were all spayed and neutered as young as was safe! The one who is still with me, having stuck by my side through twelve years in five states and two countries, is my beloved Gemma.



    She's getting old now, aren't we all?, but is as gentle and loving and gorgeous as always! She's also been an excellent guard dog, and still loves to sit by the glass door and bark at passersby. I wrote a poem about rescuing her from the side of a highway in Alabama. My response to 9/11 was an overwhelming urge to rescue dogs. The poem appears in my second book of poems, Equivocal Blessings, and was anthologized in Whatever Remembers Us: an anthology of Alabama poetry. You can read it here, if you'd like.

    The newest addition to our household is Maximilian, Maxi for short. He was rescued from the streets of Colima, Mexico, where I live, by a neighbor. The photo at the top of the post was my first look at him, by the side of her house.



    Maxi is ten pounds of photogenic adorableness who has won over Gemma's and my hearts. He came to us skin and bones and scared, and in two weeks has been neutered, plumped up, and loved to bits.


    He started with us as a foster, and even had an prospective dad-in-waiting, but when I saw how much Gemma loved him, I couldn't give him up! Maxi has brought new life to what will probably be her last few months. My gratitude and love for them both is unbounded!

    These are a few of the fabulous dogs I've shared my life with. I can't wait to hear your stories about the dogs in your life! Please share photos too in the comments! Let's have a dogfest!!

    And don't forget to download Who Is Candid? tomorrow when it's FREE! Woohoo! You can continue to follow Lucy's story here on the blog, with photos and personal anecdotes from stops along the way.

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    Sunday, May 19, 2013

    Lucy's Sexy Fun Road Trip: Lyle, Washington #TBSU

    Lucy from Who Is Candid? is on a sexy fun road trip, and we're tagging along! Today we're driving to Lyle, Washington, a town I know well. First a reminder,

    Starting Monday morning Who Is Candid? is FREE!

    Please share this badge wherever you can think to put it! Kind of like a lost dog poster, you know??

    To celebrate the start of Lucy's road trip and to make it easy for you to follow along, Who Is Candid? will be a FREE download on Amazon Kindle all next week!  Set yourself a reminder to download on Monday, and join us here for behind the scenes info and photos of the road trip stops.

    On the Road Again ♫ ♪ ♫


    On May 19, Lucy drives along the Columbia River Gorge, heading toward Lyle, Washington. The road pictured here is on the south side of the gorge, and Lucy travels on the north side, but you can see the splendor of the vistas.

    Read more here.
    I owned a piece of property a few miles north of Lyle for several years. Half the fun of driving to Lyle is the many tunnels. I love these tunnels!

    Read more here.
    Lucy stays at the lovely Lyle Hotel, where I stayed when I was looking for a piece of land, and later whenever I wanted a real shower! Each room is decorated in antiques. The Hotel has stayed pretty much the same since 1905.

    Read more here.
    Lyle and the Columbia River Gorge are well known for the wind surfing along the river. 

    Read more here.
    At dinner in the hotel, Lucy meets a hot blonde wind surfer, and you can read about the rest of her very sexy, very fun evening in the novel!


    Have you been to the Columbia River Gorge? Do you enjoy wind surfing? Do you like seeing photos and learning extra details about Lucy's story? Please join me in the comments for a lively discussion!




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